Once upon a time, (one only once, as this is a Very Special Case), there was a little angel named Benadella. Now, Benadella was a new angel, in fact she had only gotten her wings a few decades ago. Now while that may seem a long time to you and I, it's a very short time for angels. (Giants also, but there's not giants in this story, so we'll save that for another time).

Benadella was called into her supervisor angels office one day. Benadella really liked her, she looked like a little old catholic lady, very very old, (for a angel, for a people, she'd had been dead for a very long time). But she was usually very sweet. This time however when Benadella walked in, she looked troubled. After giving her a hug, she asked Benadella to sit down. After sitting down, Benadella asked, 'Is something wrong, grandmother?" Of course she wasn't really Benadella's grandmother, but the little angel had come to love her so, that's what she always called her.

With a little sigh, Grandmother said, "I'm afraid so, my child. You're working on the Lisa Beauty case, aren't you?" Benadella replied, "Yes, but she doesn't seem to be getting any happier at all!" "I think I know why," Grandmother said. "It seems when you were filling out your orders forms, you ordered W.O.N.K's, instead of W.I.N.K.'s."

"W.O.N.K's instead of W.I.N.K.'s! Oh no!" "Yes, " Grandmother said, shaking her head, "You've been giving her Weakened Ominous Narcotic Knowledge instead of Winning Ideal Noble Knowledge!" "Oh!", cried Benadella, "The poor dear, and lately I've been giving her a lot more! I'm afraid that I may have given her a very bad headache! I think did suspect something of the sort there was a couple of days, lets see it was in May, the 24th and 25th I believe."

Grandmother got a strange little smile on her face, "Yes dear, she had gone out of town.".

"Well, " said Benadella, "I'll start giving her W.I.N.K.'s. And lots of them!" "I'm afraid you can't dear,", Grandmother said. "You've already drawn out a lot of W.O.N.K.'s, and they must be used up first." "But I can't give any more W.O.N.K.'s to Lisa, she doesn't deserve them" Cried Benadella. (She really was a very sweet little angel). "Now, now dear, you won't have to. I going to assign you to another person just for the weekend. This will get rid of your extra W.O.N.K.'s and give Lisa Beauty a chance to get rid of your, er, her headache." Grandmother said.

"Well maybe that's best", said Benadella, glad that she would be together again with Lisa.

"Whom will I be helping?" "There a young man about to make a big mistake, it seems that a large company is going to try and talk him into doing something that would be wrong. We're really trying to fix something that went wrong some years back." Grandmother said somewhat sadly, "It seems he was getting W.O.N.K.ed instead of sharing his loves W.I.N.K.'s. Maybe we should look into re-naming those things."

"We want to make sure that he and his love get back together, for they truly do love each other. I know that you can do this Benadella, make me, er, and HIM proud!" Grandmother smiled at her, "Now go and give this Allen person such a W.O.N.K.!"

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